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Tuesday, 26 February 2008

Wednesday, 11 April 2007

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    Panpipe Favourites
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    Golf is Stupid!

    It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00am, on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker. "Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!!" I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.

    I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

    Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee."

    I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled:

    "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"

    I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back...

    "WOULD THE LOUDMOUTH WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!"

Saturday, 18 February 2006

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    Fish! A Remarkable Way to Boost Morale and Improve Results
    By Stephen C. Lundin, Harry Paul, John Christensen
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    Where are the fish?

    Okay, so I'm sitting here watching Animal Atlas on NBC (the news should be on...I don't know what happened to the news) and they're talking about horses.  That's fine and dandy for "horse people", but I wanted to see a show about fish!

    Where Are The Fish???

    I wonder if they have ever done a show about Angel Fish?  That would be nice.  :)

    If any of you see a show coming on about Angel Fish, please let me know.  Maybe one day I'll get that tivo contraption.  I heard you can tell it to record everything that has to do with Angel Fish and it will.  That's a pretty smart machine.

Friday, 17 February 2006

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